"Not Friendly Do Not Touch" Sarcastic T-Shirt

M A T E R I A L S

T-SHIRT
- 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
- Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
- Retail fit
- Tear away label
- Runs true to size

SWEATSHIRT
- 80% cotton, 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²))
- Loose fit
- Sewn-in label
- Runs true to size

HOODIES
- 80% cotton, 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²))
- Classic fit
- Tear-away label

- Runs true to size

C A R E I N S T R U C T I O N S

Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F);

Non-chlorine: bleach as needed;

Tumble dry: low heat;

Iron, steam or dry: medium heat;

Do not dryclean.

S H I P P I N G & R E T U R N S

SHIPPING

Our Products are processed and shipped within 3-15 business days.

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RETURNS

If you are not completely satisfied with your purchase, we will gladly accept your unused merchandise in its original condition.

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S H I P P I N G - F E E

Standard

Orders $0.00–$40.00: 5.90 USD

Orders $40.01–$79: 4.90 USD

Orders $79,01–$1,000: Free

🚫👋 Consider This Your Warning. For those days when you need a clear boundary and a caffeine IV, our Comfort Colors "Not Friendly Do Not Touch" T-Shirt delivers the message with perfect sarcasm. This tee is an absolute must-have for anyone who appreciates dark humor, values their personal space, and knows that sometimes, silence isn't enough—you need a stylish, funny disclaimer.

Made with the famously soft and comfortable Comfort Colors fabric, this shirt is designed to feel broken-in and cozy from the moment you put it on. The garment-dyed process ensures a lived-in, vintage feel, while the bold, sarcastic quote is the ultimate statement piece.

Key Features

Bold Sarcastic Quote: The clear, humorous "Not Friendly Do Not Touch" graphic is the ultimate personal space signal.
Premium Comfort Colors Fabric: Crafted from soft, 100% Ring-Spun Cotton that gets better with every wash.
Garment-Dyed Finish: Minimizes shrinkage and provides a pre-faded, cozy, and high-quality vintage look.
Relaxed, Unisex Fit: A comfortable, stylish cut that works great for both men and women.
Perfect Gift Idea: An ideal trendy quote gift for the friend or family member who has a great sense of humor and loves their alone time.