Funny Dad Tee – “Not My Daughter” Crewneck Shirt

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T-SHIRT
- 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
- Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
- Retail fit
- Tear away label
- Runs true to size

SWEATSHIRT
- 80% cotton, 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²))
- Loose fit
- Sewn-in label
- Runs true to size

HOODIES
- 80% cotton, 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²))
- Classic fit
- Tear-away label

- Runs true to size

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Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F);

Non-chlorine: bleach as needed;

Tumble dry: low heat;

Iron, steam or dry: medium heat;

Do not dryclean.

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If you are not completely satisfied with your purchase, we will gladly accept your unused merchandise in its original condition.

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Orders $0.00–$40.00: 5.90 USD

Orders $40.01–$79: 4.90 USD

Orders $79,01–$1,000: Free

Fatherhood, but make it fashionably defiant. This “You Can’t Tell Me What To Do, You’re Not My Daughter” T-Shirt is made for the dad who knows who really runs the house — and isn’t afraid to laugh about it.

With a sporty crew neck fit, breathable short sleeves, and lightweight fabric perfect for spring and summer, this tee combines humor and comfort for everyday wear. Whether you're hitting the gym, mowing the lawn, or just dodging your daughter's side-eye, this shirt brings the energy.

🧵 Key Features:
😆 Hilarious Dad Quote Graphic
Bold front print: “You Can't Tell Me What To Do, You're Not My Daughter” — sarcastic, self-aware, and unforgettable

👕 Soft & Lightweight Athletic Fit
Short-sleeve crewneck — great for casual wear or light workouts

☀️ Spring/Summer Ready
Moisture-friendly fabric — perfect for warm weather or laid-back weekends

🧍♂️ Versatile Everyday Style
Pairs well with jeans, shorts, or joggers — dress it up or keep it low-key

🎁 Perfect Gift for Funny Dads
Ideal for Father’s Day, birthdays, or new dads who love a good laugh

✅ Why You’ll Love It:
Because fatherhood is a sport, and this shirt is part of the uniform.

✅ Grab Yours Now:
Add a dose of humor to your dad fits — claim your shirt before your daughter tells you not to.

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“You Can't Tell Me What To Do, You're Not My Daughter” Men’s T-Shirt – Funny Athletic Crewneck Tee for Dads

“You Can't Tell Me What To Do, You're Not My Daughter” Men’s T-Shirt – Funny Athletic Crewneck Tee for Dads

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