Name: "Straight Since Birth" – Funny Sarcastic Pride Graphic Top
Brand: Hiyatee
Price: 22.95 EUR
Availability: InStock

M A T E R I A L S

T-SHIRT
- 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
- Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
- Retail fit
- Tear away label
- Runs true to size

SWEATSHIRT
- 80% cotton, 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²))
- Loose fit
- Sewn-in label
- Runs true to size

HOODIES
- 80% cotton, 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²))
- Classic fit
- Tear-away label

- Runs true to size

C A R E I N S T R U C T I O N S

Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F);

Non-chlorine: bleach as needed;

Tumble dry: low heat;

Iron, steam or dry: medium heat;

Do not dryclean.

S H I P P I N G & R E T U R N S

SHIPPING

Our Products are processed and shipped within 2-20 business days.

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RETURNS

If you are not completely satisfied with your purchase, we will gladly accept your unused merchandise in its original condition.

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S H I P P I N G - F E E

Orders $0.00–$40.00: 5.90 USD

Orders $40.01–$79: 4.90 USD

Orders $79,01–$1,000: Free

Own the room with a heavy dose of deadpan humor and unapologetic confidence! Our "Not To Brag But I've Been Straight Since Birth" apparel is the ultimate tribute to the irony-lovers, the punchline-deliverers, and the champions of the Funny Shirts lifestyle. Featuring a high-impact, minimalist aesthetic, this piece captures that perfectly cheeky, "stating-the-obvious" energy that turns a literal fact into a modern streetwear statement. It’s the definitive choice for the individual who knows that sometimes the funniest flex is the one nobody asked for.

Designed for the modern Prankster and the "witty-observer" personality, this Unisex Graphic Tee inspired staple balances a clean, high-contrast look with a soft, breathable fit. Whether you’re heading to a high-energy social gathering, styling your latest Irony-Chic look for a night out, or just want to represent your Witty Edge in your daily rotation, this graphic delivers. Crafted from premium, soft-touch fabric, it provides a lightweight, airy feel that stays comfortable—perfect for keeping the vibes light and the laughs coming.

🧵 Key Features

Iconic Sarcastic Typography Graphic: Features crisp, high-definition lettering with a bold, humorous message for maximum visual and comedic impact.
100% Premium Soft-Spun Cotton: Natural, breathable fibers provide a buttery-soft feel—perfect for all-day comfort during casual outings.
Modern Unisex Silhouette: A tailored yet relaxed fit that offers a flattering drape on all builds—an essential piece for any Casual Menswear collection.
Authentic Minimalist Aesthetic: A bold design that pairs effortlessly with classic denim, cargo shorts, or layered under a casual hoodie.
Durable & Fade-Resistant Print: Industrial-grade inks ensure your "Official Straight-Shooter" status and the sharp lettering stay bold, wash after wash.