Only Date Women Who Might Stab Me Shirt – Funny Romance Tee

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T-SHIRT
- 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
- Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
- Retail fit
- Tear away label
- Runs true to size

SWEATSHIRT
- 80% cotton, 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²))
- Loose fit
- Sewn-in label
- Runs true to size

HOODIES
- 80% cotton, 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²))
- Classic fit
- Tear-away label

- Runs true to size

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Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F);

Non-chlorine: bleach as needed;

Tumble dry: low heat;

Iron, steam or dry: medium heat;

Do not dryclean.

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RETURNS

If you are not completely satisfied with your purchase, we will gladly accept your unused merchandise in its original condition.

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Orders $0.00–$40.00: 5.90 USD

Orders $40.01–$79: 4.90 USD

Orders $79,01–$1,000: Free

For those who love a little danger in their romance and live for emotional rollercoasters with eyeliner — this tee speaks fluent red flag and wears it with pride. Whether you're the stabber or the willing target, this shirt is iconic, chaotic, and totally on-brand.

🧵 Key Features:

💬 Viral Quote Graphic
Sharp, funny, and undeniably real — say it before they do.

👕 100% Cotton – Unisex Fit
Soft and breathable for both heartbreaks and makeouts.

🧍♂️🧍♀️ Available Sizes XS–3XL
Perfect for everyone who’s emotionally damaged (or emotionally dangerous).

🎁 Great Gift for the Bold
Ideal for your situationship partner, best friend, or chaotic soulmate.

✅ Why You’ll Love It:
Because toxic but funny is a personality trait now.

✅ Grab Yours Now:
Add to cart and show the world your type: emotionally intense with sharp objects.

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