Santa Sees What You've Been Reading Smut Shirt

M A T E R I A L S

T-SHIRT
- 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
- Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
- Retail fit
- Tear away label
- Runs true to size

SWEATSHIRT
- 80% cotton, 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²))
- Loose fit
- Sewn-in label
- Runs true to size

HOODIES
- 80% cotton, 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²))
- Classic fit
- Tear-away label

- Runs true to size

C A R E I N S T R U C T I O N S

Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F);

Non-chlorine: bleach as needed;

Tumble dry: low heat;

Iron, steam or dry: medium heat;

Do not dryclean.

S H I P P I N G & R E T U R N S

SHIPPING

Our Products are processed and shipped within 3-15 business days.

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RETURNS

If you are not completely satisfied with your purchase, we will gladly accept your unused merchandise in its original condition.

For more information see Returns & Exchanges

S H I P P I N G - F E E

Standard

Orders $0.00–$40.00: 5.90 USD

Orders $40.01–$79: 4.90 USD

Orders $79,01–$1,000: Free

🎅🔥📚 He's Making a List, Checking It Twice... and Judging Your Reading Habits! Give Santa a laugh with the He Sees What You've Been Reading Shirt! This hilarious top features a festive design of Santa Claus secretly (or openly!) reading a spicy book, often labeled "Dark Romance" or similar. It's the perfect blend of cozy Christmas cheer and Smut Reader Gift humor, acknowledging that not all reading material is wholesome!

This comfortable shirt (or cozy Sweatshirt) is an essential piece of Funny Bookish Christmas Shirt apparel. It makes a fantastic, cheeky gift for your reading friends, book club members, or anyone who enjoys the Dark Romance genre and celebrates Booktok culture. It’s perfect for holiday parties, book club meetings, or cozy reading nights!

🧵 Key Features:

Funny Bookish Slogan: Features the slogan "He Sees What You've Been Reading."
Humorous Graphic: Includes Santa Reading Dark Romance Book imagery.
Genre Specific: Ideal for fans of spicy books, Smut, and Dark Romance.
Cozy & Comfortable: Made from soft, high-quality fabric for comfortable holiday wear.
Unisex Fit: Designed for a relaxed fit, making it a great Smut Reader Gift for everyone.

✅ Why You’ll Love It: Because this shirt delivers a unique, laugh-out-loud take on holiday apparel, perfectly combining classic Christmas imagery with modern, spicy book humor.

✅ Grab Yours Now: Don't worry about the naughty list! Get your He Sees What You've Been Reading Shirt today.