Sergeant Schultz “I Know Nothing” Vintage Tee

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T-SHIRT
- 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
- Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
- Retail fit
- Tear away label
- Runs true to size

SWEATSHIRT
- 80% cotton, 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²))
- Loose fit
- Sewn-in label
- Runs true to size

HOODIES
- 80% cotton, 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²))
- Classic fit
- Tear-away label

- Runs true to size

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Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F);

Non-chlorine: bleach as needed;

Tumble dry: low heat;

Iron, steam or dry: medium heat;

Do not dryclean.

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Orders $0.00–$40.00: 5.90 USD

Orders $40.01–$79: 4.90 USD

Orders $79,01–$1,000: Free

🎖️ "I Know Nothing!" – But You’ll Look Great Doing It.
Step back into classic TV history with this Sergeant Schultz “I Know Nothing, I See Nothing” Vintage T-Shirt. Inspired by the iconic character from Hogan’s Heroes, this retro tee is a must-have for fans of timeless comedy and unforgettable catchphrases.

Whether you're gifting a die-hard sitcom lover or adding a nostalgic piece to your own wardrobe, this unisex shirt delivers humor, history, and heritage — all in one comfortable cotton package.

🧵 Key Features:
🪖 Classic Sergeant Schultz Quote Design
Features the iconic “I Know Nothing, I See Nothing” line in a vintage layout

👕 100% Cotton Comfort
Soft, breathable fabric for all-day wear and repeat laughs

🧍 Unisex Fit – Sizes S to 3XL
Made for every fan of old-school comedy

📺 Retro TV Fan Apparel
Perfect for watching reruns, cosplay, or quirky casual wear

🎁 Great Gift for Hogan’s Heroes Fans
Whether they watched it live or discovered it later, it’s a nostalgic crowd-pleaser

✅ Why You’ll Love It:
Because you do know something — good comedy, good style, and a legendary quote that never gets old.

✅ Grab Yours Now:
Add a classic to your wardrobe and wear your love for old-school sitcoms with pride.

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Sergeant Schultz “I Know Nothing” T-Shirt – Vintage Hogan’s Heroes Tee for Classic TV Fans

Sergeant Schultz “I Know Nothing” T-Shirt – Vintage Hogan’s Heroes Tee for Classic TV Fans

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