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Things I Hate Irony List T-Shirt – Novelty Sarcastic Parody Graphic Tee

Things I Hate Irony List T-Shirt – Novelty Sarcastic Parody Graphic Tee

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Things I Hate Irony List T-Shirt – Novelty Sarcastic Parody Graphic Tee

€17,95
€17,95 €22,95
SAVE 21% Sold out

F I T & S I Z E C H A R T

M A T E R I A L S

T-SHIRT
- 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
- Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
- Retail fit
- Tear away label
- Runs true to size

SWEATSHIRT
- 80% cotton, 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²))
- Loose fit
- Sewn-in label
- Runs true to size

HOODIES
- 80% cotton, 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²))
- Classic fit
- Tear-away label

- Runs true to size

C A R E I N S T R U C T I O N S

Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F);

Non-chlorine: bleach as needed;

Tumble dry: low heat;

Iron, steam or dry: medium heat;

Do not dryclean.

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RETURNS

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Orders $40.01–$79: 4.90 USD

Orders $79,01–$1,000: Free

📝🙃 Peak Meta Humor for the Chronically Sarcastic. Wear the ultimate self-referential paradox with the "Things I Hate: 1. Lists 2. Irony" Parody Graphic T-Shirt. Built for deadpan comedians, anti-social introverts, and lovers of dry satire, this minimalist statement tee turns intellectual wit into clean, high-contrast streetwear that makes people do a double take.

Crafted with premium soft cotton and engineered for long-lasting daily wear, it’s the ultimate top for college campus days, indie comedy gigs, casual Friday shifts, coffee shop hangs, trivia nights, or lounging around in unapologetic cynical comfort.

🧵 Key Features:

  • Midweight Fabric: 5.3 oz./yd² (US) / 8.8 oz./L yd (CA) for an ideal balance of durability, breathability, and all-day comfort across all seasons.
  • Remastered Comfort: Made with 100% U.S. cotton and ultra-soft cotton technology for a smooth touch against the skin.
  • Material Blends: Solid Colors: 100% U.S. Cotton; Heather, Neon & Safety Colors: 50% Cotton / 50% Polyester; Antique Colors: 90% Cotton / 10% Polyester; Ash Grey: 99% Cotton / 1% Polyester.
  • Classic Fit: Timeless unisex silhouette designed for relaxed, unrestricted movement and effortless layering under denim jackets, flannels, or zip-up hoodies.
  • Durable Construction: Features a rib collar with taped neck and shoulders to preserve shape over time.
  • Tear-Away Label: Tagless convenience for smooth, irritation-free wear.
  • Advanced Printing Technology: High-quality Direct-to-Garment (DTG) or Direct-to-Film (DTF) print delivering crisp typographical contrast and sharp text lines that resist cracking, fading, and peeling.
  • Made in the USA

📌 Sizing & Care Notes: Sizing Note: Manual measurements may vary slightly by 1–2 inches. Size up for a modern, relaxed oversized drape. | Print Disclaimer: Actual print colors and placement size may vary slightly due to monitor display settings and garment size scaling.

✅ Why You’ll Love It: Whether you appreciate dry intellectual humor, enjoy confusing literal thinkers, or need the ultimate birthday, white elephant, or holiday gift for the biggest cynic in your circle, this witty irony list tee delivers supreme softness with smart comedic timing.

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