Three Coffees No Lunch Comfort Colors Shirt Funny Dark Humor Work Tee
Three Coffees No Lunch Comfort Colors Shirt Funny Dark Humor Work Tee
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Three Coffees No Lunch Comfort Colors Shirt Funny Dark Humor Work Tee
F I T & S I Z E C H A R T
F I T & S I Z E C H A R T
M A T E R I A L S
M A T E R I A L S
T-SHIRT
- 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
- Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
- Retail fit
- Tear away label
- Runs true to size
SWEATSHIRT
- 80% cotton, 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²))
- Loose fit
- Sewn-in label
- Runs true to size
HOODIES
- 80% cotton, 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²))
- Classic fit
- Tear-away label
- Runs true to size
C A R E I N S T R U C T I O N S
C A R E I N S T R U C T I O N S
Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F);
Non-chlorine: bleach as needed;
Tumble dry: low heat;
Iron, steam or dry: medium heat;
Do not dryclean.
S H I P P I N G & R E T U R N S
S H I P P I N G & R E T U R N S
SHIPPING
Our Products are processed and shipped within 2-20 business days.
For more information see Shipping Policy
RETURNS
If you are not completely satisfied with your purchase, we will gladly accept your unused merchandise in its original condition.
For more information see Returns & Exchanges
S H I P P I N G - F E E
S H I P P I N G - F E E
Orders $0.00–$40.00: 5.90 USD
Orders $40.01–$79: 4.90 USD
Orders $79,01–$1,000: Free
☕⚔️ Fueled by Caffeine, Sarcasm, and Unhinged Daily Grit! Honor the daily corporate struggle and survival instinct with a graphic tee that perfectly sums up your workday meal plan! The Comfort Colors® "Three Coffees No Lunch Shirt" features an epic vintage-style illustration of a medieval warrior charging into battle, paired with the hilariously relatable modern slogan: "Three Coffees, No Lunch." Blending dark academic humor with absurd internet meme culture, this sarcastic work tee gives a whole new meaning to power-lunching through deadlines.
Whether you are grinding through back-to-back corporate meetings, pulling all-nighters for college finals, running on pure caffeine during late shifts, or assembling an effortless, oversized casual outfit for weekend coffee runs, this dark humor shirt delivers top-tier comfort. Printed on an ultra-soft garment-dyed base, this warrior graphic shirt serves as an exceptionally thoughtful funny gift for tired coworkers, office besties, overworked healthcare staff, students, or anyone who considers iced coffee a full course meal.
🧵 Key Features:
Premium Heavyweight Fabric: Crafted from 6.1 oz./yd², 100% ring-spun cotton for a thick, structured, and high-quality feel right out of the box.
Soft-Washed Garment-Dyed Finish: A specialized laundry wash process that completely eliminates shrinkage and yields a beautifully weathered, authentic vintage color texture.
Unisex Fit Design: A highly versatile, relaxed silhouette engineered for all-day comfort that looks flawless worn regularly, tucked into denim, or styled oversized.
Durable Construction: Built with a sturdy topstitched rib collar and shoulder-to-shoulder twill tape to easily handle active workdays, study marathons, and endless laundry cycles.
High-Definition Print: Expertly detailed artwork using premium, eco-friendly inks designed to keep the intricate warrior linework and sarcastic lettering crisp without cracking.
Note: Please allow for a 1-2 inch difference in manual measurements. Print size and color may vary slightly due to monitor settings and lighting.
✅ Why You’ll Love It:
It swaps out boring, traditional office-joke shirts for a deeply curated, artistic piece with a high-end vintage boutique edge. Printed on a heavy, premium Comfort Colors® base, it gives you that highly coveted, retro boxy look that pairs effortlessly with distressed denim, cozy cardigans, oversized flannels, or your favorite lifestyle sneakers.
✅ Grab Yours Now:
Power through your workday chaos in supreme everyday comfort. Grab your Three Coffees No Lunch Comfort Colors Shirt today and step into battle with absolute confidence!
