Told Myself to Stop Drinking T-Shirt – Funny Drinking Humor Graphic Tee
Told Myself to Stop Drinking T-Shirt – Funny Drinking Humor Graphic Tee
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Told Myself to Stop Drinking T-Shirt – Funny Drinking Humor Graphic Tee
F I T & S I Z E C H A R T
F I T & S I Z E C H A R T


M A T E R I A L S
M A T E R I A L S
T-SHIRT
- 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
- Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
- Retail fit
- Tear away label
- Runs true to size
SWEATSHIRT
- 80% cotton, 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²))
- Loose fit
- Sewn-in label
- Runs true to size
HOODIES
- 80% cotton, 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²))
- Classic fit
- Tear-away label
- Runs true to size
C A R E I N S T R U C T I O N S
C A R E I N S T R U C T I O N S
Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F);
Non-chlorine: bleach as needed;
Tumble dry: low heat;
Iron, steam or dry: medium heat;
Do not dryclean.
S H I P P I N G & R E T U R N S
S H I P P I N G & R E T U R N S
SHIPPING
Our Products are processed and shipped within 2-20 business days.
For more information see Shipping Policy
RETURNS
If you are not completely satisfied with your purchase, we will gladly accept your unused merchandise in its original condition.
For more information see Returns & Exchanges
S H I P P I N G - F E E
S H I P P I N G - F E E
Orders $0.00–$40.00: 5.90 USD
Orders $40.01–$79: 4.90 USD
Orders $79,01–$1,000: Free
🍺 Honest Regrets. Classic Party Humor.
We’ve all said it, but how many of us actually meant it? Embrace the self-aware irony with the "Told Myself to Stop Drinking" Graphic T-Shirt! Featuring a relatable, lighthearted joke about failed resolutions and weekend fun, this hilarious tee is built for anyone who enjoys good drinks and better laughs. Perfect for brewery trips, pub crawls, weekend tailgates, happy hours, or as a funny gift for your favorite drinking buddy.
🧵 Product Features:
- Midweight Fabric: 5.3 oz./yd² (US) / 8.8 oz./L yd (CA)
- Remastered Comfort: Made with 100% U.S. cotton and the latest soft cotton technology
- Material Blends: Heather, Neon, Safety colors: 50/50 cotton/polyester; Antique colors: 90/10 cotton/polyester; Ash Grey: 99/1 cotton/polyester
- Classic Fit: Comfortable silhouette for everyday wear
- Durable Construction: Rib collar with taped neck and shoulders
- Tear-Away Label: Designed for a smooth, irritation-free feel
- Advanced Printing: High-quality DTG or DTF printing depending on location
- Made in the USA
- Sizing Note: Manual measurement may vary by 1–2 inches
- Print Disclaimer: Actual print color and size may vary slightly due to monitor settings and garment size
✅ Why You’ll Love It: It turns relatable party humor into a soft, easy-to-wear classic cotton graphic top.
✅ Grab Yours Today: Cheers to funny decisions — order your "Told Myself to Stop Drinking" graphic tee today!
