"Too Tired for Fake People" Skeleton Hoodie

M A T E R I A L S

T-SHIRT
- 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
- Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
- Retail fit
- Tear away label
- Runs true to size

SWEATSHIRT
- 80% cotton, 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²))
- Loose fit
- Sewn-in label
- Runs true to size

HOODIES
- 80% cotton, 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²))
- Classic fit
- Tear-away label

- Runs true to size

C A R E I N S T R U C T I O N S

Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F);

Non-chlorine: bleach as needed;

Tumble dry: low heat;

Iron, steam or dry: medium heat;

Do not dryclean.

S H I P P I N G & R E T U R N S

SHIPPING

Our Products are processed and shipped within 3-15 business days.

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RETURNS

If you are not completely satisfied with your purchase, we will gladly accept your unused merchandise in its original condition.

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S H I P P I N G - F E E

Standard

Orders $0.00–$40.00: 5.90 USD

Orders $40.01–$79: 4.90 USD

Orders $79,01–$1,000: Free

😴💀 No Energy Left. Just Vibes.

Embrace the delightful exhaustion of the holiday season with our "Too Tired for Fake People" Skeleton Hoodie! This funny, relatable sweatshirt is the perfect antidote to forced holiday cheer. Featuring a chill skeleton graphic, it’s an ideal, sarcastic choice for an Ugly Christmas party or just cozying up at home.

Crafted from a soft, warm fabric blend, this pullover is designed for maximum comfort throughout the Holiday Season and into the Happy New Year 2025. It’s a hilarious, honest piece of Funny Christmas apparel that prioritizes comfort over mandatory Xmas Joy. Get it for yourself or as a perfectly timed novelty gift!

🧵 Key Features:

Premium Comfort: Made from a soft, high-quality cotton-polyester blend that ensures superior warmth and comfort.

Funny Slogan & Graphic: Features the relatable "Too Tired for Fake People" slogan and a relaxed skeleton graphic.

Holiday Sarcasm: The perfect satirical take on Christmas cheer, fitting for an Ugly Christmas theme.

Unisex Fit: A comfortable, relaxed silhouette perfect for both men and women.

Versatile Wear: Ideal for Christmas parties, holiday travel, or New Year's casual wear.

Note: Please allow for a $2.5 \text{ cm}$ to $5 \text{ cm}$ difference in manual measurements. Print size and color may vary slightly.

✅ Why You’ll Love It:

Because it’s a high-quality, comfortable hoodie that humorously expresses your exhaustion with holiday socializing. It's the perfect cozy choice for the "selectively social."

✅ Grab Yours Now:

Skip the drama and grab the comfort. Get the "Too Tired for Fake People" Hoodie today!

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"Too Tired for Fake People" Skeleton Hoodie