Name: "Too Young to Retire, Too Broke to Quit, Too Fat to Strip" – Funny Sarcastic Tee
Brand: Hiyatee
Price: 16.95 EUR
Availability: InStock

M A T E R I A L S

T-SHIRT
- 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
- Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
- Retail fit
- Tear away label
- Runs true to size

SWEATSHIRT
- 80% cotton, 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²))
- Loose fit
- Sewn-in label
- Runs true to size

HOODIES
- 80% cotton, 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²))
- Classic fit
- Tear-away label

- Runs true to size

C A R E I N S T R U C T I O N S

Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F);

Non-chlorine: bleach as needed;

Tumble dry: low heat;

Iron, steam or dry: medium heat;

Do not dryclean.

S H I P P I N G & R E T U R N S

SHIPPING

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RETURNS

If you are not completely satisfied with your purchase, we will gladly accept your unused merchandise in its original condition.

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S H I P P I N G - F E E

Orders $0.00–$40.00: 5.90 USD

Orders $40.01–$79: 4.90 USD

Orders $79,01–$1,000: Free

Finally, a shirt that sums up the mid-life crisis better than a sports car ever could. Our "Too Young to Retire, Too Broke to Quit, Too Ugly to Strip" T-shirt is the ultimate anthem for the overworked, underpaid, and brutally honest. If you’re stuck in the "work-until-you-wither" cycle and your backup career as a dancer was cancelled by genetics, this is the shirt for you.

Perfect for the office (on casual Friday), the bar, or just staring at your bank account in silence, this Funny Sarcastic Tee is a total conversation starter. It’s the ideal gift for the coworker who’s had enough, the friend who’s perpetually tired, or anyone who appreciates self-deprecating humor. Crafted from soft, breathable cotton, it’s comfortable enough to wear while you contemplate your life choices.

🧵 Key Features

Hilarious Truth-Bomb Graphic: Features high-quality typography that delivers three devastatingly funny facts at once.
100% Premium Soft Cotton: Breathable and comfortable fabric that feels great even when the grind feels heavy.
Classic Unisex Fit: A relaxed, versatile cut that looks great on everyone, regardless of their stripping potential.
Durable & Long-Lasting: Professional printing ensures the text stays crisp and bold through endless laundry cycles.
Perfect Gag Gift: The ultimate present for birthdays, retirements (or lack thereof), and White Elephant parties.