"Very Old Picture of Me" Sperm Tee

M A T E R I A L S

T-SHIRT
- 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
- Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
- Retail fit
- Tear away label
- Runs true to size

SWEATSHIRT
- 80% cotton, 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²))
- Loose fit
- Sewn-in label
- Runs true to size

HOODIES
- 80% cotton, 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²))
- Classic fit
- Tear-away label

- Runs true to size

C A R E I N S T R U C T I O N S

Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F);

Non-chlorine: bleach as needed;

Tumble dry: low heat;

Iron, steam or dry: medium heat;

Do not dryclean.

S H I P P I N G & R E T U R N S

SHIPPING

Our Products are processed and shipped within 3-15 business days.

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RETURNS

If you are not completely satisfied with your purchase, we will gladly accept your unused merchandise in its original condition.

For more information see Returns & Exchanges

S H I P P I N G - F E E

Standard

Orders $0.00–$40.00: 5.90 USD

Orders $40.01–$79: 4.90 USD

Orders $79,01–$1,000: Free

Embrace peak self-deprecating humor with the "Very Old Picture of Me" Funny Sperm Graphic Tee! This is the ultimate Casual T-Shirt for anyone who loves a clever, absurd joke and isn't afraid to laugh at their own origins. The high-quality graphic features a playful sperm cell, perfectly captioned to deliver maximum laughs and start instant conversations.

As a piece of Trendy Unisex Streetwear, this tee offers a modern, comfortable fit suitable for all. Made from soft, quality fabric, it's an easy staple for everyday wear, guaranteed to be a hit at parties, bars, or anywhere people appreciate sharp, dark, and slightly biological humor!

🧵 Key Features

Trendy Unisex Fit: Comfortable, modern cut suitable for both men and women.
Premium Fabric: Crafted from soft, durable cotton (or a high-quality blend) for ultimate, all-day comfort.
Streetwear Style: Perfect
Casual T-Shirt that fits seamlessly into Trendy Streetwear and relaxed outfits.
Conversation Starter: A highly unique and self-aware piece of Adult Humor.