We Don't Rent Pigs Ugly Christmas Sweater

M A T E R I A L S

T-SHIRT
- 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
- Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
- Retail fit
- Tear away label
- Runs true to size

SWEATSHIRT
- 80% cotton, 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²))
- Loose fit
- Sewn-in label
- Runs true to size

HOODIES
- 80% cotton, 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²))
- Classic fit
- Tear-away label

- Runs true to size

C A R E I N S T R U C T I O N S

Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F);

Non-chlorine: bleach as needed;

Tumble dry: low heat;

Iron, steam or dry: medium heat;

Do not dryclean.

S H I P P I N G & R E T U R N S

SHIPPING

Our Products are processed and shipped within 3-15 business days.

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RETURNS

If you are not completely satisfied with your purchase, we will gladly accept your unused merchandise in its original condition.

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S H I P P I N G - F E E

Standard

Orders $0.00–$40.00: 5.90 USD

Orders $40.01–$79: 4.90 USD

Orders $79,01–$1,000: Free

🤠🐷 The Most Quotable Western Quote Meets Christmas! Bring the unforgettable humor of the great American Western to your holiday party with our "We Don't Rent Pigs" Ugly Christmas Sweater! This hilarious top features the iconic, deadpan quote from the legendary miniseries Lonesome Dove (or other classic Westerns) combined with a festive, kitschy background. It’s the perfect blend of rugged frontier spirit and holiday absurdity.

This cozy pullover is designed to be the ultimate conversation-starting Funny Western Movie Christmas Sweatshirt. It functions perfectly as an Ugly Christmas Sweater for contests and makes a fantastic, unique Lonesome Dove Quote Pullover gift for any fan of classic Western films and series who appreciates a deep-cut cultural reference during the holidays!

🧵 Key Features:

Iconic Western Quote: Features the famous, often humorous, line: "We Don't Rent Pigs."
Ugly Christmas Sweater Style: Designed with festive or kitschy elements, perfect for an Ugly Sweater contest.
Western Movie Tribute: Ideal for fans of Lonesome Dove and classic Western cinema.
Cozy & Comfortable: Made from a soft, high-quality fabric blend, ensuring warmth and snug comfort all season long.
Unisex Fit: Designed for a relaxed fit, making it a comfortable gift for all adult fans.

✅ Why You’ll Love It: Because this sweatshirt lets you celebrate a legendary movie quote and the holiday spirit simultaneously, guaranteeing laughs and unique style.

✅ Grab Yours Now: Head 'em up, move 'em out! Get your "We Don't Rent Pigs" Ugly Christmas Sweater today.

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"We Don't Rent Pigs" Ugly Christmas Sweater: Funny Western Movie Christmas Sweatshirt, Lonesome Dove Quote Pullover